Three Words You Should Never Say in the Newspaper
“Words are all we have really.”
George Carlin, 1937-2008
We note with sorrow the passing of the gifted comedian George Carlin. Carlin was a superb wordsmith who often noted the absurdity of our use of language. His “Seven Words You Can Never Say on Television” routine remains a classic. The New York Times offered a fine obituary by critic/author Mel Watkins today and a nice appreciation by editor Charles McGrath. Because, however, Carlin paid such attention to the written and spoken word, I’m going to quibble with one portion of the obit. It reads:
“Despite the longevity of his career and his problematic personal life, Mr. Carlin remained one of the most original and productive comedians in show business. ‘It’s his lifelong affection for language and passion for truth that continue to fuel his performances,’ a critic observed of the comedian when he was in his mid-60s. (italics mine)
Mr. Ampolo becomes Mr. Purist here. Why isn’t the critic who offered the observation identified? This isn’t Robert Novak protecting Richard Armitage after the latter spilled the beans. (Of course, Plame is the real one whose identity should have been protected.) My only guess is that Mr. Watkins might be quoting himself. I’m not sure that’s kosher.
Maybe I have too much time on my hands today. I went so far as to email the Times’ public editor and ask him what’s up and what the paper’s policy is with respect to such quotations. If you’ve read this far, stay tuned!

